"I’m Skulduggery Pleasant, and you’re under arrest."
- Val: It's me. It's Valkyrie.
- Skulduggery: You'd be surprised how many figments of my imagination say that.
- Me: Internally screaming.
Derek Landy is gonna kill Skulduggery in the ninth book, and you are gonna die crying in a corner of your room while he is happy in his armchair drinking tea.
Latest edition to the collection: Armageddon Outta Here!
Man I have no more room!
Killing Carol off was a dick move Derek
My hand slipped…
Fletcher is SO brave.